Pretty sure there will never be more than 2 week period between age 1-2 years when a toddler is NOT teething. Fml!

I can’t believe I’m halfway done with my second and last pregnancy. That feels strange. Nothing new to report really. I’m not craving much of anything. I’m feeling well. I need to work out more, remember to take my vitamins consistently, and eat a bit better. Gus will be 18 months old next week. He still has no idea what is going on of course.

It’s hot as hell outside already. The mosquitoes are freaking horrible. Definitely worse than Alaska mosquitoes. I will try to post a belly pic soon, but until then probably no updates until my glucose test at 28 weeks. Second pregnancies are not as exciting I tell you!

Meeting my doula today! So excited!

It is only 8:30 am and Gus is on a mission to see how many times he can get me to change his clothes.

Outfit 1: Pajamas @5:15 am - insist on eating oatmeal with hands then proceed to smear oatmeal every where. This includes face, hair, and pajamas. Side note: child does not wear bibs. He rips those suckers right off.

Outfit 2: Shirt and cloth diaper @ 6:00am- somehow find Whataburger ketchup packet. These are no ordinary ketchup packets because they are about triple the size of a normal one. Squeeze it ‘til it explodes all over yourself, the floor, and white wall.

Outfit 3: Shirt and cloth diaper @7:30am- playing outside when it rained last night. Stomp in every puddle to be found and then go play in the sand box. Then attempt to drink bucket full of sandy water. Next play with the dog in the muddy garden where a dying dragon is found. Pull it’s wings off, find a worm, and squish worm with hands.

Consequence: get stripped, hosed off, and then plopped in the bathtub.

Outfit 4: Shirt and Shorts @ 8:30am- TBC I’m sure…